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VHS cover - Church of Skatan Hellfire. Damnation. Skateboarding.

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Other videos put out by Church of Skatan:

  Oh My God! (2000)
  Wild In The Streets (1998)
  Holy Rollers (1997)
  Santa Barbara (1996)
  Who Farted (1994)

Hellfire. Damnation. Skateboarding.
Church of Skatan
1995, 20 minutes
Current Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Hellfire. Damnation. Skateboarding. is the high-profile mail order shop video from the evil entity known as the Church of Skatan. This sermon provides a sampling of shop-sponsored rippers, including pros with the shop hook up and the up-and-comers/never-made-its of the day.

Crazy J March 13, 2004

We all know that skaters belong to a cult with every intention to give glory to the dark lord! H.D.S. proves this with gangsta rap, death metal and raw skating. John Vest takes on parking lots and crazy gaps in his featured section. It appears as if Vest may be possessed by a demon or two. George Nagai skates switch with ease and offers up solid runs too. But, the highlight is from Armando Barajas, who skates with killer style and can surely nollie any gap in Heaven, Hell or Earth. The bottom line: the rest of the skating is barely above the standard of the day and the terrain is boring and repetitive, which results in an average video at best.

Crazy J

What to Expect:


Featured Skaters:
Armando Barajas
Josh Feldman
Dylan Gardner
Ricky Higgins
George Nagai
Carl Nunes
Joey Pulsifer
Kai Regan
Jacob Rodrigue
John Rodriguez
Tony Tieu
John Vest


Also Appearing:
Noe Flores
Erik Hatch
Kyle Kimberling
Johnny Oliver
Nashia Wachsman


Sound Track:
If you dig the music from Hellfire. Damnation. Skateboarding., check out the soundtrack for it.

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