Useless: What's the dumbest thing ever invented? (1076 votes) Scooters: 9.3% Skate stopper: 45.4% Fruitboots: 10.5% Toilet paper: 3.8% Cops: 14.8% Bridge bolts: 3.4% Wheels as big as your bearings: 12.7% How to Piss: What is the best way to take a piss? (1059 votes) In a cheetah's mouth: 21.4% Sitting down: 12.7% Backwards: 5.7% While pinching your foreskin: 8.7% During an erection: 27.2% Lying on your back: 7.5% Inside a body cavity: 16.9% Pick ur Nose: Do you pick your nose and if so, how do you do it? (1027 votes) Full on raw knuckle deep: 44.7% With the pinky: 15.2% With a tissue covering your finger: 12.3% I just suffer: 8.0% With a spoon: 19.9% Bam Bam: If you saw Bam Margera in person, what would you do? (720 votes) Give him a hug: 4.3% Dry hump him: 5.0% Tell him he is a sellout: 16.8% Call him a poser: 6.5% Ask him how he is a pro: 25.0% Beat his ass: 27.4% Compliment him: 15.0% Airwolf vs. Blue Thunder: Which one of these stupid helicopters from the 80s would win in a dogfight? (294 votes) Airwolf: 57.5% Blue Thunder: 42.5% The A-Team: If you were throwing a birthday party, which A-Team member would you pick to attend? (404 votes) Hannibal: 13.6% B.A. Baracus: 40.3% Face: 9.9% Murdock: 36.1% Beat Em Up: If you saw these fools alone in a dark alley, which would you like to beat the shit out of most? (425 votes) George Bush: 6.6% George W. Bush: 52.5% Jeb Bush: 3.3% Barbara Bush: 5.9% Chad Muska: 31.8% Classic 80s Flicks: Of the following movies from the 80s, which one ranks as the most classic? (248 votes) Revenge of the Nerds: 12.1% Commando: 7.3% Weird Science: 6.9% Real Genius: 3.6% Road House: 3.6% Fast Times at Ridgemont High: 20.6% PeeWee's Big Adventure: 16.9% The Search for Animal Chin: 29.0% Which 40 oz.?: If you had to pick from one of these 40s, which would you choose first? (603 votes) Olde English 800: 26.7% Mickies: 17.9% King Cobra: 13.1% Camo: 1.2% Colt 45: 33.3% Little Kings: 1.7% Schlitz: 6.1% Win $1,000,000: For a million bucks, which of the following options would you do first? (1474 votes) Drink a glass of Danzig's piss: 9.5% Swallow your own cum: 39.5% French kiss your mom: 6.5% Taste Ali Boulala's poo: 4.1% Take a Pedro Martinez fastball in the nuts: 2.6% Suck on George Bush's ballsack: 2.4% You sick fuck! None of the above!: 35.3% How do you like it trimmed?: Of these 4 ways to trim a ladies bush, which do you prefer? (1190 votes) Brazillian Wax (completely shaved): 58.2% The Hitler (a small square): 8.3% Landing Pad (a strip of hair): 24.0% Hippie Style (let the pubes fly!): 9.5% Splatter Paint: What’s the gnarliest part of having diarrhea? (1225 votes) Splattering the bottom of the lid: 17.6% Swamp gas stink: 11.6% Squeezing out a spoonful in your pants: 17.9% B-Hole on fire: 21.6% When you see blood: 31.3% Got Grip?: Which of the following would make the best griptape? (1388 votes) A Big Wad of Gum: 3.1% 2 Sided Duct Tape: 15.2% Sand & Glue: 58.9% Fossilized Poo Crumbs: 10.3% Pixie Sticks & Peanut Butter: 12.5% Mmmmmm, That's Good Piss: What is the best time of day to take a piss? (1006 votes) In the morning: 49.6% At night: 5.3% After drinking a 40: 27.8% In your bed: 8.3% After getting your jams on: 8.9% Lamer than Lame: Of these 6 things, which one is the lamest? (1365 votes) Tech Decks: 6.0% Rollerbladers: 27.6% The X-Games: 7.5% Old Spice commercials: 8.0% George Bush Jr.: 39.9% Joe Millionaire: 11.0% Don't Get Caught: What's the worse thing you could be caught doing? (1075 votes) Stealing a nudie mag: 2.3% Riding fruitboots: 22.6% Masturbating in public: 23.8% Smelling your own farts: 3.1% Smelling mom's undies: 48.2% Up Yours: What would be the worst thing to put up your butt? (1015 votes) A sweet potato: 14.9% Bar of soap: 14.1% Banana: 6.5% Cucumber: 20.8% Bottle of Pabst: 29.1% A Charleston Chew: 14.7% Damn You: Of the following options, which is the best method to tell someone off? (1063 votes) The finger: 43.8% The Italian chin scrape: 11.6% The ball grab: 24.4% Stick your tongue out: 4.0% A full moon: 16.2% Foulest Habit: Of the following habits, which is the lamest to have? (1065 votes) Nose picking: 5.5% Crotch itching: 5.7% Poo tasting: 61.6% Showering: 11.8% Yodeling: 15.3% Best Skater's Injury: Out of these five injuries, which would you like to have most while skating? (1131 votes) Nut cracker: 15.1% Shinner: 55.6% Busted skull: 7.4% Dislocated shoulder: 10.9% Blown out ankle: 11.0% The Dumbest Poll Known to Man: What is the best thing to wipe your ass with when you're out camping? (1205 votes) Toilet paper: 42.2% A leaf: 12.7% Your socks: 11.9% Tent: 7.6% A glove: 3.2% Your hand: 22.2% Poison Ivy: 0.3%

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